Tuesday, January 11, 2011

I want to write an article about why Malaysians drive like bitches.

Seriously.

I can picture the interview now.

‎"So why do you drive like a bitch?"

"Is it because the thought of being a societal anchovy depresses you and you feel you need to take it out on the road?"

These are the only questions I have to come up with because at this point I would have to either

a) run away OR
b) pepper spray my interviewee

But seriously, why do they drive like bitches?

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